The Mex

A person who loves being called Mex in a slightly nicer way. The Mex will take pride in his culture and is usually a great friend. Unless you piss them off... then they will bite your kneecap off. ONLY HAS ONE FRIEND THAT IS A PREP. Besides that The Mex has a few cool friends and is extremely funny and most of the time friendly unless they are bored.The Mex has kool rings and stuff. Plays guitar well and rights awesome poetry. Proffesion=bodyguard. Will kill people for fun from time to time. Does not give a shit about teachers nor anything. Everything they say is correct. They are NEVER wrong.

Ex.1 The Mex: Fuck you! =
You: That's mean!
The Mex: No it's ohkay i'm just bored.

Ex.2 The Mex: Oh what's that you touched my Say Anything CD?
*Bites kneecap off.*

by IDoNotAntagonize December 1, 2009

The Mexican Tumbleweed

Part 1: To shave off all your pubic hair and roll it in to a ball, using ejaculate as glue.

Part 2: sneak up on a sleeping or unconscious ( preferably naked ) victim.

Part 3: attempt to roll Said ball in to the open mouth of the target.

Hey man I gave Jenny The Mexican Tumbleweed last night, she almost choked. But it was funny as hell

by Finlonger October 21, 2014

The Mexican Hat Shag

To perform sexual intercourse in time with the Mexican Hat Dance song and finish with the word olé.

So I did "The Mexican Hat Shag" last night it lasted 30 seconds and ended with olé she wasn't impressed.

by TheJizzla February 11, 2009

The Mexican Tornado

One person is tied up on a computer chair and spun around while group of guys/girls with sombreros on has to cum on the person tied up and whoever hits the person on the computer chair wins.

Jose tied up Juanita a gave her The Mexican Tornado with his friends Pablo, Juan, and Pedro when they got back from Taco Bell.

by Zach Geary November 5, 2017

The Mexican Wave

When you are going to finger a girl start with one finger and continually say Uno. Then slip in the second finger saying Dos. Third finger Tres. Forth finger Cuotro. Then say Cinco as you fist your girl. When she screams you open your fist and wave saying Hola.

I picked this girl up the other night and gave her the Mexican Wave. She couldn’t walk the next day.

by Stack Hat August 2, 2019

The Mexican Panda

Noun

A sexual position where the woman is doing a hand stand at the foot of the bed (back against bed)and a male (or woman bearing proper apparatus) holds her by her left foot with one hand and puts their right middle finger in the woman's belly button while ****ing her in the a**. Recommendation: sing the mexican national anthem while you are doing it.

The Mexican National anthem is best sung during the Mexican Panda

by Adam Paul December 18, 2004

The Mexican

A match winning high school footballer, that wasnt drafted to the AFL, that occasionally likes to eat a plate of nachos from the missus' back in front of the fire place.

Hi Honney, care to join me for the mexican deluxe.

by I love the JMAC June 18, 2009