The Mercs 

A semi-famous gaming clan that has played multiple MMOs (such as UO and Darkfall Online). They are a bunch of power gamer scrubs who will power grind their characters to the max, dominate everyone else with said characters, then proceed to claim victory and quit the game before everyone else has a chance to catch up. They suck in FPS games in which character development is not a factor, and will continue to bare the biggest undeserved egos in the history of gaming clans. If you encounter a merc outside of an MMO, rest assured that you can, and you will, shit on him.

Osium from The Mercs is a scrubby douchebag, but when you challenge him to a fight he redirects you to his peons to fight for him. He does all the shit talking though.

The Mercs by Osium Woof July 8, 2010

Hands off the merchandise! 

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

Hands off the merchandise! by QuacksO November 28, 2011

The Merchant

The Merchant is a man who resides in the East Greenwich area and rarely cares/needs to venture out of his territory. He deals with fine wines and cigars and hosts a plethora of crazy parties filled with friends. The Merchant currently has only one trade ship of his own but he can call upon a sizeable fleet if the need presents itself

The Parties at The Merchant's trade post are very exclusive, and only those who are on the guest list are allowed to attend. He is usually fairly peaceful but if angered, he is a formidable foe as he is equally as formidable as he is large! Should this not be enough to deter any issues, he can always call upon a small army to aid him in his endeavors. He can usually be found by the smoke clouds puffing away from his fine cigars that he perpetually smokes.

The Merchant was orginally named by Adam and known by only a few. Even today (years later) there are few who know The Merchant, and even fewer who know The Merchant's real name but there are countless who know of The Merchant and The Merchant's parties.

The Merchant of East Greenwich
The Merchant of the East side of G

The Merchant by Anaxagoras May 22, 2006

hands off the merchandise! 

Basically "Don't touch my stuff, punk."

Person A: Dude, awesome iPod!! (reaches for iPod)

Person B: Hey buddy, hands off the merchandise!

hands off the merchandise! by underdawg November 10, 2008

The Mercedes-Benz M103 

The most robust, bad-ass inline 6 cylinder engine Mercedes-Benz has ever built. For a chunk of money can be enhanced to a twin turbo boost monster or a screaming 10,000 RPM rev demon.

My 1989 Mercedes-Benz is powered by The Mercedes-Benz M103 engine, has 200,000 miles on it and I still think I will die before it does.

The Mercedes-Benz M103 by RTiberiusB April 9, 2010

Doing the Merch 

A popular dance involving grabbing the ankle and taking pants off. Then a up and down motion while holding the ankles. There are variations of the dance but it has to involve grabbing ankles and taking pants off to be considered doing the merch

I got white girl drunk yesterday and next thing you know I was doing the merch

Doing the Merch by dubadub September 22, 2014

handling the merchandise 

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act

"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"

handling the merchandise by von groovy September 15, 2019