The Megan

a total hottie who has her nose pierced.

hey dude, here comes megan... oh man

by Megan March 27, 2005

the Megan

n: The person that is the most intoxicated at any given party. Usually displays an inablity to control the volume of their voice and/or a lack of simple motor functions.

It's okay, sweetheart. You weren't the Megan at the party! That girl who threw up all over the sofa was the Megan.

by magellan1519 March 6, 2009

Megan The Handsome

The most handsome person to ever live.
Also a great warrior that fought many battles with alexander the great.
She was also a great lover of alexander the great.

Bobby:Hey Im Megan the Handsome's favourite dino
Billy: NO I AM

Joey:I think we all know that i am. I am superior to you peasants.

by Alexander the great101 December 21, 2020

Megan the Ripper

A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.

John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?

Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.

John: Well she is batshit insane.

Von: I know, Von scared.

by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012

The Cowgirl Megan

When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.

My husband was being a cock last night, so I gave him the cowgirl Megan

by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023

megan the dopest

Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.

Do you know that girl?

No? Why should I?
Because she is Megan the dopest.

by The Realist One Yet December 19, 2024

megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe

Well, quite obviously, we are the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?

Girl 1 "boy gee you are cool"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"

by Alice in February 5, 2008