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n: The person that is the most intoxicated at any given party. Usually displays an inablity to control the volume of their voice and/or a lack of simple motor functions.
It's okay, sweetheart. You weren't the Megan at the party! That girl who threw up all over the sofa was the Megan.
the Megan by magellan1519 March 6, 2009
Megan The Handsome
The most handsome person to ever live.
Also a great warrior that fought many battles with alexander the great.
She was also a great lover of alexander the great.
Also a great warrior that fought many battles with alexander the great.
She was also a great lover of alexander the great.
Bobby:Hey Im Megan the Handsome's favourite dino
Billy: NO I AM
Joey:I think we all know that i am. I am superior to you peasants.
Billy: NO I AM
Joey:I think we all know that i am. I am superior to you peasants.
Megan The Handsome by Alexander the great101 December 21, 2020
Megan the Ripper
A codename for a girl that will lure you in with her attractive body but you come to find out she is utterly insane and quite possibly suicidal. She'll pour her heart out to you and then desperately seek a relationship even when its clear you aren't interested any longer. Then when you ignore her, she'll go ballistic and attempt to murder you by ripping you into at least seven pieces. Later you'll be found in at least seven different dumpsters.
John: Hey lloyd did you get rid of Megan the Ripper yet?
Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.
John: Well she is batshit insane.
Von: I know, Von scared.
Von: No, I'm afraid if I try she'll kill me.
John: Well she is batshit insane.
Von: I know, Von scared.
Megan the Ripper by Mr. Betes July 11, 2012
The Cowgirl Megan
When Cowgirl Megan’s daddy was shot by big bad Jessie. She got her revenge by shoving her pistol up his Ass and Sucking his Balls. Before Jessie climaxed, Megan pulled the trigger. Jessie died before getting a chance to blow his load.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
Hence, when the fella is being an asshole, the girlfriend will bring him to point of climax by shoving a finger up his ass while licking his balls and on the point of climax just stop.
The Cowgirl Megan by CowboyJessie October 7, 2023
megan the dopest
Is defined as a beautifuly talented and exceptionally magnificent. She has dyed black hair and has brown eyes. With a height of 5'2" she has every man in the rooms attention when she comes into any place or room. She is competent and confident but she'll most likely tell you otherwise. You're just not that important to her because your wit is match for hers. If you run into a Megan just remember that she is the dopest and never let go.
megan the dopest by The Realist One Yet December 19, 2024
megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe
Girl 1 "boy gee you are cool"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"
Boy 1 " i know i am a megan and phoebe"
Girl 1 "Whats that?"
Boy 1 "Your stupid-ness makes me chuckle, Well, quite obviously, megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe. Duh. Do you not read?"
Girl 1 "i feel so much more knowledged now"
megan and phoebe, the rulers of the universe by Alice in February 5, 2008
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The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
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Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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