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eating the mango 

Performing cunilingus.

From the resemblance between eating a juicy mango and performing oral sex on a female.
Guy: My girlfriend likes me to perform oral sex on her, but I don't enjoy it.... It's just so ... wet and messy.

His buddy: Dude, think of it as, like, eating a mango. In fact, my girlfriend calls it eating the mango.

Climbing the Mango tree 

To masturbate out of desperation, especially during an extended period of sexual abstinence. Often the abstinence is not by choice, but rather by one's failed attempts to make it with someone else.
The term originates from an episode of "Two and a Half Men".
"...if you still have the energy, pull it like a monkey climbing the mango tree."
Climbing the Mango tree by J. Gam October 16, 2008

Fanging the mango 

I walked in and there she was, just laying on her bed fanging the mango

Flanking the mango 

A clean, fun, descriptive alternative to masturbate. Can be performed on one's self, or to a partner. So you could flank your own mango (this sounds the best: "flankin' my mango"), or flank someone else's mango. Plus, it works for both women and men, because "mango" can be seen as either male or female parts.
I came home last night and found my roommate flanking his mango in the living room. Then my ladyfriend and I went upstairs, and I flanked her mango.
Flanking the mango by kables June 9, 2005

licking the mango 

ben:hey dude did you hear jon was licking the mango ,last night?
Harry: no dude i didnt know that

The Mango 

The Mango is a sex move which originated from north korean immigrants who escaped from NK and travelled to Hong Kong on immigrant boats. The people who perform this sacred sex ritual are banned from entering either South Korea or North Korea due to their exccesively high gayness levels. Better luck next year guys.
William: Hey Eric, lets do the Mango.
Eric: Hell yeah biatch, your house or mine?
William: Lets do it on the roof of the school!
Eric: HELL YESSS.
The Mango by noobhead September 14, 2009