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When your ex girlfriend wont leave you alone, she is the Mafia. Once you break up with a girl, you refer to her as the Mafia, change her name in your phone, etc...
Dude, who's blowing up your cell right now?
Oh, its just the Mafia...
The Mafia by EMTownTeeDubbs October 11, 2006
Words you can keep
The Mafia, was referred to in Italian as Cosa Nostra "Our Thing" or "This Thing of Ours", is a secret society that evolved from Italian Organized Crime in mid-19th century Sicily. An offshoot emerged on the East Coast of the United States during the late 19th century following waves of Italian immigration to that country.

The Mafia's power in the United States peaked in the mid-20th century, until a series of FBI investigations in the 1970s and 1980s somewhat curtailed the Mafia's influence. Despite the decline, the Mafia and its reputation have become entrenched in American popular culture, portrayed in movies, TV shows, and even product commercials
"Mafia" is today often used by extension to refer to any large group of people engaged in criminal racketeering activities, such as the Russian Mafia, Black Mafia, Mexican Mafia, Japanese Yakuza, Irish Mob, Chinese Triads, Albanian mafia, Cuban Mafia, Indian mafia, Cormafia, and several other ethnic organized crime groups.
''The Mafia were powerful''
The Mafia by sweet jesus June 1, 2006
A bunch of vacuous, self-important, anti-social cunts who, because of their refusal (read: inability) to interact with anyone in their own year group, have broken away and formed a tragically un-hip and un-happening little clique. Very reclusive and potentially dangerous. Their homophobic, racist and quasi-fascist adherences are particularly offensive (or hilarious, depending on how you look at it).
"So, where are we going to go after we finish our lunch?"

"I dunno...maybe study."

"How about the library? I hear the Mafia are wallowing in their own patheticness for the fifth time this week."
hard thugs you cant mess with.
the mafia 3 and we aint bout that bullsh!t.
the softboys are afraid of us
Thug1 janelle, thug2 Latovah, Thug3 Brittney
the mafia by The mafia May 16, 2003
MEECH KAYDEN AND JOSH CARRIED 2023 on the Field 27 tds the real mafia nigga
The mafia hosted
The mafia by Meechezzzz November 19, 2023

The Mafia Underground 

Online Mafia Game where you build your account and be in a gang. Kill,mug,weapons,armour,dogs,cars,belts,shoes, and having fun while doing so.
www.game1.themafiaunderground.com/?r=1712
1********* hit *** **** **** causing 122,353,839 damage

Your pet ******** helped you in the fight, gaining it 2,500 Experience

The Mafia Underground

Memo From the Mafia 

An offer you can't refuse.
Frank gave Susie a memo from the mafia on their anniversary… She cried for weeks.
Memo From the Mafia by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
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