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The Knoll

Defined by others as a 'Counterculture', this area of Morro Bay High School is tucked between the 500 and 400 hallways. Across from The Knoll is the P.E. area, and some noobs. It is a place where unwanted freshman with no friends are not allowed, along with screaming, whiny people like those that reside in the Knoll's enemy, Sparta. To sit at the Knoll, you can not just hobble on in. You must be invited by current or retired members. Retired members are those that have graduated. Knollians or Knollites are what members are called. The Knoll is home to many odd creatures. See Nancypants.

People of the Knoll:

- Play Dungeons and Dragons
- Play or Hate World of Warcraft
- Play Magic
- Play or ignore the Game
- Speak fluent 1337
- Program and/or build computers
- Pwn.
Freshman: Dude, I want to sit at the Knoll!
Fellow Freshman: Seriously.. I'd like to eat Burger King everyday while having a Nancypants sit on me.

The Yearbook: The Knoll is a counterculture...
The People of the Knoll: Sweet.

Kat: WHY ARE YOU GUYS AT THE KNOLL.
Fleeing Spartians: Because you won't come here, so we're safe. Also, we like this place better. We have better friends here.
Sam: I take Kat's side on this.
The Knoll: Sure thing, Tacomeat.
by The Knoll October 18, 2008
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The Grassy Knoll Speedrun

When you become president and do a speedrun of fixing as many problems as you can before you get assassinated by the CIA.
Jessie Ventura totally would've nailed The Grassy Knoll Speedrun.
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mowing the grassy knoll

To interrogate and scrutinize one fact or situation beyond the point of sanity.

reference: to crackpot insane conspiracy theorists on the JFK assassination.
Dude #1: I have to prove that Jess really is the one stealing my toothbrushes when I sleep!!

Dude #2: Don't you think your mowing the grassy knoll on this one?
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The Grassy Knoll

the area of your body inbetween your asshole and your penis/vagina
Man Jackie sure loved it when i rubbed my lone gun man up and down her Grassy Knoll
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the grassy knoll

The hill by Emerson Lake in High River. Named by Wayne Fleury and his band of misfits and merrymakers.
Lets go chill at the grassy knoll in the van.
by jollydestroyer February 26, 2008
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the Knowledge

The Knowledge is the in-depth study of London street routes and places of interest that taxicab-drivers must complete to obtain a licence to operate a black cab. It was instigated in 1851, and has changed little since.

It is the world's most demanding training course for taxicab-drivers; and applicants will usually need at least 12 'Appearances' (attempts at the final test), after preparation averaging 34 months, to pass the examination.
Your mate doesn't stand a chance to pass the Knowledge no matter how hard he tries!
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DO THE KNOWLEDGE

To break down and explore a subject with another person
Yo son, do the knowledge on how they tried to fire me yestarday....
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