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The Klutch 

The "Klutch" is where a boy and a girl have sex with eachother and one ends up having feelings for the other, usually ends in heartache =/...hoes
Dude 1: What happened with you and that chick?

Dude 2: I went in head first and came out with feelings man.

Dude 1: Fuck..she got you in "The Klutch" man...hard not to fall for but you must refrain!!!
The Klutch by Herro69 December 12, 2010
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The Klitch

The Klitch is a quick-grip device, allowing you to easily join two shoes together. You can then clip the shoes onto your backpack, or any other bag for easy transportation.

The Klitch is used by people of all ages and fitness levels who play a sport or go to the gym.

The Klitch is a convenient and efficient way for career-minded and health-conscious individuals to go straight to the gym after work.

Parents with children save time looking for that missing shoe when they Klitch the footwear.

For those on-the-go, all you need to do is grab your Klitch attached-footwear and you are good to go!

Do you worry that your favorite gym bag or backpack is getting smelly and dirty from your footwear? The Klitch is YOUR solution. Never worry about a dirty or smelly bag again!
The Klitch Lifestyle

Great For Travel

Frees Up Your Hands
Saves Space In Your Backpack or Gym Bag
“Airs Out” Your Shoes Between Wear
Prevents Dirt On Shoes From Getting Inside Of Your Bag
Enables You To Wear Other Shoes Before And After Your Work Out
Great For Organizing And Storing Footwear At Home
The Klitch by Sterko September 20, 2011
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