The act of driving an excessive amount of time to meet someone (preferably through the internet) to only find out their original description is not physically accurate and still engaging in intercourse.
Steven: I can't believe Frank drove 5 hours to meet that chick and she ended up being 300lb.
Nick: Damn, what did he do?
Steven: I fucked her and came back.
Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .
Nick: Damn, what did he do?
Steven: I fucked her and came back.
Nick: Ahh, pulled The Klimek. . .
by Dr.Smushmortion November 15, 2011
Comes from the Native American origin, which translates to "tiny penis." With an erection it is said to be 2.5 inches. It is also associated with air heads or people who seem to be completely oblivious. It is a soft spoken term used to describe idiots with stupid hair and a dumb poopyface.
by ConnorDresher August 12, 2013