The Kevinator

Beware of the tall handsome man that goes by the name of Kevin. He will scoop you up, give you the best sex of your life, and leave behind combat-style hand print bruises on your hips and ass. You are a lucky girl to sleep with The Kevinator.

Girl A: what's up with the bruises on your butt?

Girl B: I slept with The Kevinator this weekend.

Girl A: SO JEALOUS.

The Kevinator by Esmerelda5555 November 25, 2013

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the kerninator

a person who is infatuated with dinosaurs and is also known for watching ebony porn on the school computers.

dudde turn off jurassic park. your acting like the kerninator. and pull up your fuckin pants

the kerninator by judybooty May 27, 2010

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The Bevinator

The bevinator is a mythical creature who will come and snatch up your bev, he will crush your bev, and fuck your ass.

Dan: I got this bev at the store, it's really tasty
Joe: Don't let the bevinator see that, he'll get you
The Bevinator: What is up bitch

The Bevinator by ballsack puncher 334 January 13, 2025

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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