The Johnston

Someone who achieves at least one or more of these set criteria:

- Has more money than you
- Is better at video games than you
- Achieves a t in almost every test
- gets all the "bitches"
- believes garen is broken

Oh man, the other day my friend sat the maths test, failed everything, he was totally The Johnston!

by MegaManJohn September 24, 2015

Johnstoned

ADJECTIVE

Originally a Gaelic disparagement of the Johnstone (MacIain Clan) family. It's now used (primarily in Eastern Rural Canada) when factual statements are debated against by means of lies, inaccuracies and total nonsense.

I told Dave that his favorite team was going to lose tonight. He argued that because the barometric pressure was higher than normal for a Spring time game it would be to his teams advantage. He was clearly Johnstoned.

by Burkilonious May 06, 2013

Johnstoning

to touch oneself numerous times within an hour, mainly during times of boredom.

Today I found movies boring, so I proceeded to Johnstoning and finished off the day.

by Matt Hemerson May 18, 2008

Johnston

A surname originating in Scotland. Some of the Johnstons moved to Ireland, and later to the United States. The meaning of the name is "John's town." The family crest is a winged spur and the family motto is "Nunquam Non Paratis" (Never Unprepared). Related to the surnames Johnstone and Johnson.

Famous bearers of this last name include Confederate generals Albert Sidney Johnston and Joesph Eggleston Johnston, Disney animator Ollie Johnston, and musician Daniel Johnston as well as several atheletes and politicians from both the US and the UK.

by Marvelous_Things April 01, 2009

Johnston

Totally awesome name... comes from Ireland, so you can imagine how beautiful a girl with the last name Johnston is...Very true and sweet, beautiful eyes and hair

He man that girl is beautiful..... she must be a Johnston

by Banushka December 22, 2008

The Johnstones

The most awesome ska band to ever come out of Canada. Spawned from Ajax, Ontario, The Johnstones are a rockin' quintet of five dudes who rarely wear shirts. They're also really nice to their fans. Do yourself a favour and go to one of their shows.

The Lineup is as follows;
Ryan Long- Drums, Vocals
Jarek Hardy- Guitar, Vocals
Brent Marks- Bass
Julian Warmé- Trombone
Rene Gillezeau- Trumpet, MC

Dood, The Johnstones were so fuckin' rad last night.

by KATisaNINJA November 13, 2007

Johnston

Issa dick, dude.

"My girl was getting all up on my Johnston, like she want it for a fucken meal."

by Cyber Psycho January 19, 2020