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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
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The Hickey Dickey

The song you sing during a good blowjob that makes the position a lot easier. Pedophiles and sex education teachers used to sing it to harass children. Now partners do it to play. It's easily mistaken for Hickey Picky, but that's a whole nother song.
(To start, we go back years apart to 1958. Mommy is teaching her new children how to cooperate.)

Miss Bitch: Alright, come out, out of timeout. It's playtime now, Richard!
Richard: But weren't we supposed to make a toast to sing my song, Bitchard?
Miss Bitch: That is absolutely, quite enthusiastically, right, son! Come, let's get it started so we can both enjoy what is for fun.

You put your mouth right in
You put your mouth right out
You put your mouth right in
And you suck it all about

You do the Hickey Dickey and you bite his fuckin' dick
That's how you lick and stick!
by ManiacBrainiac7500 November 12, 2020
mugGet the The Hickey Dickey mug.

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