The Grand Finale

When you put pop rocks in the tip of the condom so when you finish its like the grand finale on the 4th of july on yo dick!

Girl: why do you have pop rocks with you condoms?
NiggaDude: thats just for the grand finale girl
Girl: grand finale?
NiggaDude: yeah girl when im done im gonna make your pussy feel like the forth of july.

The Grand Finale by Swuan January 13, 2009

The Grand Finale

The act of titty fucking a girl, then proceeding to rip her tits off mercilessly and shove them up her vag. Once her severed tits are in place, you proceed to fuck mercilessly. This serves as fucking the tits and vag simataniously.

"Yo i heard Caron had to go to the emergency room after your party last friday.."
"Yep, gave her The Grand Finale, and the bitch couldn't handle it"

The Grand Finale by Goldy5 June 17, 2008

The Grand Finale

The Grand Finale aka The Grand Fucking Finale is another term used for breakup sex

Him: WE'RE OVER!!!

Her: You can't forget The Grand Finale!!

The Grand Finale by Amansworstnightmare January 7, 2018

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The Grand Finale

When you come.

Jenna: OMG I'm close!
Brad: Close to what?
Jenna: The Grand Finale! Don't stop!

The Grand Finale by MudderFukcer June 4, 2020

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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