A term used by the elderly or technically incompetent when referring to internet-related technologies.
Grandma: My email is slow today, there must be a problem with the googles.
Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.
Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
Grandson: Gammy, looks like somebody unplugged your wireless router.
Grandma: Your grandfather was trying to sign-up for Ancestry.com, could that have messed-up the googles?
by etriad September 20, 2012
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Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Instead of googling something, you just - Ask The Googles.
Hey, how many records did The Fabulous Rhinestones record before they broke up?
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
I don't remember, man. Why don't you Ask The Googles.
by Cyprus Denton Fekks March 7, 2012
Get the Ask The Googles mug.when someone kicks you directly between the balls, causing extreme crushig of the sac. A shoe burn on the shaft of the penis is also common.
by moma April 7, 2003
Get the kicked in the googles mug.When Google's search result turn up nothing usually because the search item doesn't exist or google hasn't indexed it yet.
morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.
morphed from "the goggles, they do nothing" simpsons refernece.
12:31:44 am rlane: have you tried super slick 66 instead of crisco?
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!
12:32:24 am tang: is that car oil?
12:33:17 am rlane: it is a special oil
12:35:57 am cryptol0rd: The Google, it does nothing!
by cryptoL0rd May 13, 2010
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Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).
by TG February 2, 2005
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Originated from The Simpsons
Originated from The Simpsons
"Hey Johnny, did you know Rosie O'Donnell starred on Playboy, it's right here"
"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"
"THE GOGGLES!!! THEY DO NOTHING!!!!"
by .. January 2, 2004
Get the the goggles mug.George W. Bush's term for a popular internet search engine. It can be used to pull up maps and search for subjects of interest.
"One of the things I’ve used on the Google is to pull up maps. It’s very interesting to see — I’ve forgot the name of the program — but you get the satellite, and you can — like, I kinda like to look at the ranch. It remind me of where I wanna be sometimes."
by evkl1 November 1, 2006
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