The Glove

The Glove is the evil archnemisis of stoners everywhere. He is a metaphysical representation of anti-stoners, and he is always out to get you. his minions come in many forms, so be wary lest he initially deceives you.

I believe that suspicious gas station attendant was a minion of the glove!

by Jarvis Dimambrosauce February 17, 2008

glove

1. a condom.
2. a garment that you put on your hands.

1. "No glove, no love."
2. "Put your gloves on; it's cold outside!"

by damusicmaker April 08, 2010

Gloving

The art of giving glove lightshows. :')

Shit... Ha-Ha and Yoshie just did a tag-team lightshow for me. I was just melting.. They're some fuckin experts at gloving. PLUR!

by ssstaxxx July 15, 2010

Gloves

Put it on your left hand. Put it on your right. Go into the cold and feel alright

Gloves are so effective when your in the cold. FUCK YOU COLD!

by Babadoo722 February 22, 2019

glove

a condom

No love without the glove.

by Hoobaju October 08, 2003

glove

When you get a handjob from a hospital nurse

That bitch at the hospital gave me some good glove last night bro

by Narx January 25, 2020

glove

verb: to ignore, to feign ignorance of, especially to default on a response to a greeting

I was walking down the street when I saw Jeff, so I was like "Hey Jeff" but he gloved me and just kept on walking.

by BG2 August 29, 2006