The Geezer Bandit

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TRUE STORY YO…Check San Diego (DAGO, 1904, etc…) Newsfeeds circa 2009-2011…The Geez was a So-Cal bankrobber who was proported to wear…I just realized proported is kinda a family word that maybe I should define here as well but The Geezer Bandit gained fame from ALLEGEDLY wearing Hollywood-grade movie prosthetics and make-up to appear as an elderly gentlemen when he robbed said banks…Jus’ thank about it…You’re in line at your dumbass bank as per usual and there’s some old f***er in front of ya…I mean, you mos def don’t expect dude to rob the damn place…Funny AF…Anyway…I LOVE the Geez and the story so I look it up every 6 months or so to see if there’s been any new info. added…But there hasn’t…The dumbass F.B.I. never caught the The Geezer Bandit…Sorry…Must pause…Dying laughing….Still laughing…STILL laughing!!! Look, I got no issue with the dumbass F.B.I. but ya gotta know on the real…When they can’t catch some A-Hole it’s gotta piss ‘em off yo!!! Sorry but that sh** makes me laugh and ‘minds yours truly of “Catch Me If You Can” or “The Barefoot Bandit”…BTDubs…Why hasn’t there been a Barefoot Bandit or Geezer Bandit movie yet? Sh** is so funny and interesting…Fly Colton Fly an’ sh**!!! I love it…I just loves me an underdog is all…An Anti-Hero if you will…Man, I shouldn’t write this dumba** sh** but whatever…You can find me over there at the bar!!! Laughing like an A-Hole and telling tales of the Geez!!!-Yours, Pushmataha

The Geezer Bandit supposedly dropped a notebook with hand-written notes when they slipped in a dye pack at his last robbery…

The Geezer Bandit by Pushmataha January 29, 2023

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Chewed

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Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022

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I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.

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fache-couture

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.

1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
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Glippy

A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.

“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
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fauxstalgia

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Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia

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pajama casual

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.

We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.

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