The Gary

The most retarded and stupid English teacher, that attempts to force his political views down one throat and can’t teach. Along with this he moves at the pace of a snail.

The Gary can’t teach and is a knob.

by Dazzle mystic February 4, 2020

The Gary

A sex move in which a woman achieves orgasm via her nipples being slapped with a penis.

He tried The Gary this afternoon and it fucking worked!

by Plurker May 19, 2019

The Gary

Another term for a "butthole". First refrenced in South Park as the name of Oprah's rectum.

Dude, WTF is smells like a "Gary" in here.

Your pissing me off, I'm gonna kick you right in "The Gary"

The other day I was too busy porking my wife's "Gary" that I forgot to pay my rent.

by TheGaryMan January 1, 2013

The Gary

when a girl drags her vagina across your face and leaves a slime trail

my was drenched after giving me The gary

by Chad wensworth November 6, 2015

the gary

when somebody is very very fat

1)dude that guy is "the gary"

2)im not inviting him he is "the gary"

3)that guy is the biggest "the gary" i know!!

by that guy gfhj June 5, 2007

The Gary

Ordering anything with sausage.

"Hey man, I don't know what to order. What are you getting?"

"I think I'm gonna do The Gary."

"That sounds good. I'll do The Gary as well."

by TMITCH August 11, 2014

The Gary

noun. crazy compulsive blanking

person X: heloooooooo
person Y: .
person X: u ayt?
person Y: .

(tumbleweed blows in the wind)

person X: dnt do "The Gary" on meeee!

by ash April 10, 2005