The French Exit

A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.

My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...

by Yeetus Deletus April 12, 2021

french exit

To make an early exit without saying good-bye

Cinderella made a French exit from the ball.

by Gabriella January 8, 2005

French exit

To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.

Where did they go, the tab just arrived.

The fuckers did a french exit...

by mv74 March 14, 2009

French Exit

When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.

Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible

by aric endre April 21, 2019

French exit

snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop

dude she wanted to french exit with me

by mild taco bell sauce November 14, 2016

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

by Approbate May 3, 2011

French Exit

The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife

John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.

by Capamerica50 November 14, 2017