To assemble a group of males within an office and deliberate what sum of money it would take to have video taped anal sex with a 40-pump lumber jack thrust minimum with possibly the ugliest man-woman alive. You must smile the entire time during the sex act and may NOT be under any drug/alcohol influence. The winning bidder is to receive the amount of money agreed upon in unmarked, tax-free cash. The taped video is then to be displayed on a sex website for everyone to see.