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The Five G's 

Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns

Robert Kiyosaki, author of the popular Rich Dad series of books, believes we are probably headed for total economic and societal collapse. He recommends the "5 Gs" just in case things deteriorate so badly that anarchy is the law of the land: Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns. "Ground" meaning owning your home outright.
We're gonna need the five G's when the SHTF (Shit Hits The Fan).
The Five G's by tomgtom September 25, 2018
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The Five G's 

The Five G's is a code statement used to shorten the phrase "Gay Guys get Great Girls." We've all seen it happen at bars, partys, malls...gay guys have a tendency to hang around both the artsy, creative, chic females, as well as the gorgeous semi-unnatainable females, because those same females are mysteriously drawn to the gay male.
Dude, why's Antonio always the one thats swarmed by hot chicks? Don't they know he's not going to sleep with them?

Yea man, but they don't care, chicks love gay guys, its the Five G's at work...

The Five G's by Scanda-liz January 9, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026