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The Donkey Kong 

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The Donkey Kong is a move that has to be done with preparation. After successfully completing intercourse the alpha male will then proceed to throw a barrel at his partner.

If the partner questions why you have a barrel before you begin reply with "No need to worry" and then refuse to answer any more questions.
I wanted to use The Donkey Kong but she questioned why I had a barrel and I never read urban dictionary so I panicked, threw her inside and then rolled it down a hill...
The Donkey Kong by Premonitious October 29, 2011
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The Donkey Kong 

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When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night

Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor

Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
The Donkey Kong by DopeBoss January 28, 2016
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The Donkey Kong • The Real Donkey Kong • the donkey punch • The Donkey • The donkey delux • The Donkey Effect • The Donkey Jockey • The Donkey Only Shits at Noon • The Donkey Rock • the donkey show

The Donkey Kong 

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The act of grabbing two chodes on both sides of you and vigorously pounding up and down like donkey kong
Man I really enjoyed doing the donkey Kong to you and Brandon last night
The Donkey Kong by MrPenguin142 June 10, 2022
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The Real Donkey Kong 

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When your are having sex with your partner and you put a banana in their ass and feed them peanuts.
My girl is a freak and loves it when I give her the Real Donkey Kong.
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abandonware 

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n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026
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Foot prisons 

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Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026
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cornholio 

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Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026
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