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The Dominican Cindy 

A sex move commonly performed by girls that involves pretending to be drunk and then performing any combination of regrettable and immoral acts with your closest friend or their significant other. This move is surprisingly and ironically used most commonly by girls by the name of Cindy therefor giving it the name. Acts include:

Consent to Violation
Donkey Punch of Betrayal (See Donkey Punch & Betrayal and find a way to combine the two)
Believable Psychosis during common "fucking" act.
Leading men on to believe you care about them when you would rather shit in your own mouth and kiss the president than even spend a minute of your time on them.
Mind-Control
Self-Pity Mind Control

If the move is performed correctly, it should result in waking up the next day with every one of your friends hating you and usually ends in either a drastic change in lifestyle such as a name change or the joining of an armed force of some kind. Navy and Marines are the most common.

As for the Dominican part of the name, it derives itself from their cooking methods in which they crush certain ingredients in a wooden pot with a giant ore-like item, such as it would seem the girl performing this move would be doing to one or many's hearts.

Performing this sex move is a risky attempt at being thought of as either a genius or a complete bitch.
Example 1:

Guy 1: I thought we were friends man.

Guy 2: Well that's what happens when you let her give you The Dominican Cindy.

Example 2:

Girl Named Cindy: I really like you, we should go out again some time

Guy: I dont know... I'm a little scared you might perform The Dominican Cindy on me.

Girl named Cindy: ... *changes the subject* What do you think about the Navy?
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SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026