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The Devils Salad

The devils salad is a simple mixture tha will kick your ass and melt you to the couch before you even know it your passed out.

Ingridients:

1. Lucifers lettuce: aka. Marijuanna, pot, weed, mary jane, reefer, or bud.

2. Crazy crutons: aka. Hash, hasheesh, gods dandruff, or bubble.

3. Risky ranch: aka. Hash oil, green ick, hash resin, green bubble.

Directions: First grind lucifers lettuce into desired size for smoking. Then break up crazy crutons to desired size and sprinkle on top of lucifers lettuce. Finally take a paperclip and straighten it out, make sure there is no plastic on the paperclip. Dip paperclip in vile of risky ranch until desired amount of oil is attached to it. Take lighter and heat up the oil lightly above the bowl peice until melted on top. Smoke and reveal you to yourself.

There you go, now how to make the infamous Devils Salad

The ultimate in marijuana smoking enjoy.
Jhon doe: "man I wanna get so baked I can't move for hours, you know not just baked but mega bake, like betty croker baked"

Jane doe: "I don't know what should we do"

Jhon doe: "I know let's go on urban dictionary and look up ideas"

Jane doe: "ok, there's something here called the. The Devils Salad looks like we would get so baked"

Jhon doe: "what do we have to do man?"

Jane doe: "says here we just gotta mix lucifers lettuce, crazy crutons, and risky ranch"

Jhon doe: " let's do it Yeahhhhh!"

30 Minutes Later.

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Jane doe: " ii knnoww mmannn thhhisss iiisss ttthheee hiiigggghhessst ii eveerrr beeennn thhhannkkssss whhhoooeeevvveeerrr pppuuutttt iiiittt oonnn uuurrrbbaan ddiiicctiiiooonnnaaarrryy1"
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Tossing the devil’s salad

When I get home late from a stressful day at work, nothing sounds better than tossing the devils salad.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
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girl grip 

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Condiment home

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Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
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bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
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The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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