the deal

The topic at hand.

Look at that deal. Can you hand me that deal.

by Stik-e Mung March 13, 2004

The Deal

First you need a bottle of tequila. preferably Jose. proceed to drink at least half. plus as much beer as you can find. go out with the hottest girls you can find but DO NOT touch them whatsoever. once intoxicated pretend to be blind act as retarded as you can. once all of your alcohol supply is gone then you should make your journey home. never take the shortest easiest route. start as many fights as you can along the way and when you finally make it home be sure to piss on your roommates' couch and eat all of their shit. repeat weekly

Levi: oh shit we got the deal again last night
John: are you fucking kidding me?
Denzel:What's the Deal?
John and Levi: Fuck you D

by john to the b September 21, 2010

The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

fuck the deal

What the fuck is your problem, Why'd you do that etc.

Man: *Tries to touch your dick*
Big-H: FUCK THE DEAL!!!!!

by SwagMasterSormanH May 1, 2014

Seal the Deal

Finish what you started successfully.

When are you going to seal the deal?

by Juwan The Don November 18, 2018

what's the deal

a way of asking someone what is going on. usually used when asking what someone is doing that evening.

what's up? what's going on? what's happening?

what's the deal for tonight? where's the party?

by haleykins September 18, 2006

Here's the deal

A phrase used to preface an instruction, or to tell someone like it is.

"Here's the deal, you go get the chinese take out while I wait here and que up an episode of Jim Rome Is Burning for us to watch when you get back."

"Here's the deal, you better change your attitude of you plan on having any fun tonight."

by chess5 April 23, 2010