The Cristo Cleanse
The sudden, violent gastrointestinal purge that occurs after eating a Monte Cristo sandwich and surviving the initial phase known as The Cristo Creeper.
Unlike an ordinary case of the shits, the Cristo Cleanse arrives with purpose. It is the body’s dramatic attempt to evict every trace of deep-fried ham, turkey, cheese, powdered sugar, and poor decision-making from the digestive tract.
Unlike an ordinary case of the shits, the Cristo Cleanse arrives with purpose. It is the body’s dramatic attempt to evict every trace of deep-fried ham, turkey, cheese, powdered sugar, and poor decision-making from the digestive tract.
Last night I had the Cristo Creeper so bad John moved to the couch. This morning, the Cristo Cleanse began
The Cristo Cleanse by Jontssss September 16, 2026
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