A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.
He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…
by Yaziyo March 5, 2008
Get the The Closetmug. A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
by Infamousemosquad✌🏼️ June 24, 2016
Get the The Closetmug. 
Get the The Closetmug. by (witheld so I won't have to be afraid to tell the truth) October 4, 2004
Get the in the closetmug. to be a gay, lesbian, bi or queer person who hides their true sexual orientation from the public and those around them. often for fear of persecution, rejection, others' reactions, but not always for negative reasons. some would just as soon not come out or see no reason to.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
Get the closetedmug. (adj) Describing an aspect that one keeps rather private or completely secret, usually due to fear of social rejection. Commonly used in reference to homosexuality, but not exclusively.
"Yep, my brother has his guilty pleasures when it comes to music. He's closet hair metal fan, believe it or not."
by Bill M. September 20, 2004
Get the closetmug. Someone who has a different orientation or gender identity than typical and has not yet shared with the rest of the world
by Lexus14blacklist December 1, 2015
Get the in the closetmug.