The Claud

the act of excreting via flatulent in one's pants, then fornicating with an unknowing extremely unlucky partner. After completing copulation one throws one's soiled underpants in the face of the unfortunate victim and exclaims "You just got Clauded, bitch!".

Jack Worden: Dude, guess what surprise present I got my girlfriend for her birthday.

Don Claud: Did you give her the shartshow special?

(laughter)

Jack Worden: Yeah man, that bitch felt the wrath of the Claud!

(the two embrace and the the celebratory bro handshake ritual occurs)

by the hood rat September 5, 2011

The Chaudhury

The Chaudhury is an act typically used in foreplay, where in one party lies on their back, and the other party lies on top, face up, looking at the stars.

The party underneath then proceeds to reach around and finger an orifice, whilst simultaneously using the other hand to fish hook their mouth, as if they were playing a double bass.

This act is preferably performed under a bridge, but this is not essential.

Richard: I took a girl home last night.
Liam: Did you give her The Chaudhury?
Richard: Mate, I played a whole jazz solo.

by Leftsidecut December 2, 2021

THE CLAUDIO

While performing the Hudini, one goes to the window and gazes into the eyes of
the catcher, imagining that that was him, while creepishly admiring the beauty
of THE HUDINI!

As lou was catching, he saw the twinkle in his eye, and knew it was THE CLAUDIO

by toad poop March 30, 2009