the clap

It's fuckin gonorrhea

Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.

the clap by FATHERHOOD August 31, 2005

the clap

the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea

(Hand hits forehead.)

the clap by Alina September 3, 2004

the clap

Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

Another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.

the clap by Wix March 3, 2004

the clap

gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra

Ugh, dude you have the clap!

the clap by Matt January 5, 2004

The Clap

A term used for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. The name “clap” stems from the French word clapoir, which means brothel.

Be careful when associating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.

The Clap by Stlcop12 December 20, 2008

the clap

Gonorrhea

I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe

the clap by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020

the clap

The nickname for the std gonorrhea. Named for clapping your hands around your dick to pop and drain the bubbles of puss growing inside. Makes it really painful to pee.

Tim: "Ah, it burns when I pee, it's like razor blades!"
John: "Dude, you definitely got the clap from the skank at that party"

the clap by ronious February 13, 2009