The Chankeler 

A game involving three or more people and a bong.

For each turn a player will take a hit of the bong, and then hold their dab. Other players will tell them what expressions or actions (e.g "chewing grapes") to do with their face.

Hey Theodore Lavender Roth, wanna play The Chankeler?

Robin Asia, us that the game involving three or more people and a bong.

For each turn a player will take a hit of the bong, and then hold their dab. Other players will tell them what expressions or actions (e.g "chewing grapes") to do with their face?

The Chankeler by State of Denial March 6, 2021

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier 

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier 

as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"

boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed

boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.

boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.

not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier by Uncle Dimma March 16, 2013

Punching the chandelier 

When a gay male or straight female is giving deep throat oral sex and the tip of the penis is hitting the uvula aka the punching bag in the back throat.

Karen was giving head to Senor Morales when she started to gag when his cock started punching the chandelier.

Peter was drunk one night and got horny to suck Steve's cock, so he went over to his house and began deep throating his cock when he started gaging due to Steve punching the chandelier.

Punching the chandelier by Jean Pierre Le Douche March 17, 2009

The Chandler 

When a male gargles a chocolate protein shake in his mouth and spits it in a girls anus. He then gets her to 'shake it like it's hot' before using the straw to suck it back out and drink the protein.

Oli said to Peter, I tried 'The Chandler' on one of the cows last night #gains

The Chandler by Table Tennis King October 21, 2018

the chandelier 

when four women lay with their pussys all towards the middle on their back ( like north, south, east and west ) with a four sided dildo and their legs all are up in the air in the middle together with dildo inserted in all four at same time.

becca , shannon ,tiffany and carie did the chandelier last night at their slumber party.

the chandelier by nick (reams ) and matt (MATTY G. ) July 19, 2007

Hanging from the chandeliers 

Crazy sex

Dude, sarah and zach were practically hanging from the chandeliers last weekend.

Hanging from the chandeliers by HOLYMOTHERFUCKINGPEARL November 12, 2009