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The Cambinator 

Lewis Campbell or the Cambinator, is an absolute goat who drives a dark grey van. He is most well known for giving people lifts and being skinny and athletic
“The Cambinator is a goat
The Cambinator by C-a-m-b-i November 26, 2021

The Calvinator 

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.
"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"
The Calvinator by Clasm May 29, 2016