The Buttermaker

When a man proceeds to squat the scrotal region over his partner's forehead, begin to masturbate so that the scrotum proceeds to bounce on her forehead. This creates nut butter, thus the buttermaker. For best results, run for 5 miles to create a sweaty scrotal region. The additional salt in the butter is for her pleasure.

I took the girl from the bar home, and made her give me the buttermaker!

The Buttermaker by Brando in Canada March 24, 2009

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When I put this dick in you and you start creaming all over my buttermaker

She creamed all over my cock I told her I was the buttermaker

The buttermaker by YuppyGup August 15, 2020

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When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.

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Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

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breatharian

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The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

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"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

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"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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