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The Brooklyn Latin School

the best school in New York, the teachers dont even teach the let the students teach each other! and then you even get to speak a dead language! This is the hardest school in all of new york to get into because it only holds 500 students at capacity!!!!They also recieve lots of funding from the original school so if you make it into that school you go to Rome,Italy ,Spain and more. Mr.Griffiths is the head master at the school and he even lets you make new clubs every day!and even the neighborhood girls and guys are sexy and when you go out for lunch(yeah i know half of u out there cant even do that) you can holla at them!
Jimmy:MOM MOM MOM I DID IT I GOT INTO THE BROOKLYN LATIN SCHOOL!
Mother: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS DUDE?!?!THAT FUCKING ROCKS ESPECIALLY WITH THAT SMEXXI HEAD MASTER

Jimmy:MOM GROSS!
Mother:Deal with it bitch!
Jimmy:at least there are some sexy girls in the neighborhood!
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The Brooklyn Latin School

A lame school with lame rules. Many of the cool teachers left and the school is now left with dry teachers that have a swag level of 0

If you are a boy, you cannot be seen holding hands, kissing, or hanging out with a girl and vise versa

IB is also a new thing that makes the school pretentious. IB is a useless course that amounts to the same as AP except harder and with more useless work.

Advisory aka free period is also sometimes replaced with declamation or approbation that no one pays attention to and no one really cares about

Latin is also another useless course that you are required to take on top of English and Math. It is considered the most useless course because you learn no life skills and there is no summer school so if you fail, you repeat the year.
Jimmy: hey Bob where did you get accepted to?
Bob: The Brooklyn Latin School
Jimmy: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT LAME SCHOOL? good luck with your dry and swaggerless life.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026