The Brita
When a woman is performing oral sex on a man, and once he ejaculates and she swallows, he slits her throat so it filters out, much like a Brita water purifier.
The Brita by DerDeutsche August 26, 2008
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Gin in the Brita
Anytime one thing is replaced with another. Originally invented as an April Fool's Day prank. Water can be removed from any container that holds it and replaced with gin, vodka or any other clear spirit. An unsuspecting person will pour a glass and drink it down. Hopefully that person will spit it out all over their large, heaving breasts or at least go to work at a pet store completely shit-faced.
Customer: "I think that salesperson is drunk!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"
Store Mananger: "It's okay miss. His roommate put Gin in the Brita."
Customer: "Wow, Gin in the Brita. Gin in the Brita? Gin in the Brita is a fucked up idea!"
Store Manager: "By Jim!"
Gin in the Brita by The Original Slim Bavis April 1, 2005
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The Britains
When you consume too much tea within a time period of two weeks causing oneself to develop a case of picket fence and start incorporating "cunt" into almost every sentence.
Guy: Man, I've been drinking so much tea the past month. God, it tastes so good!
Friend: Sounds to me you've got a case of The Britains
Friend: Sounds to me you've got a case of The Britains
The Britains by YaBoiDiabetes1 January 19, 2020
Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic
The Britanic sank in ww1 by a mine. And the Olimpic is in a privately owned dock owened by some random millionaire
Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and Britannic lasted longer than the Tittanic. ( just resently they found the Olimpics number plating is found in the Olimpic which can mean a cover up might of happened
Titanic's little known sisters the Olimpic and britannic by thecanadianninja January 15, 2019
Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
nob1: Oh no! I've just put that new wallpaper on upside down
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
nob2: Well, you know what they say - Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot
Typhoo put the T in Britain, and you put the T in idiot by noddy330 June 22, 2009
put the great in britain
put the great in britain by Willisnotmyrealname August 2, 2020
the battle of britain
Won in 1940/41 by the british air force when outnumbered by the germans five to one. Britain stood alone when western europe had fallen and beat the nazis.
the battle of britain by ashteroid April 18, 2007
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