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The Best Fan Page in the Universe 

This is the original name of the site which is now called "The Best Fan Site in the Universe". A fansite for Maddox, owner and writer of "The Best Damn Page in the Universe". This site is viewed negatively by many members of Maddox Mania, who simply bash the site to try to look "cool" and "in the 'in crowd'". In reality, this site, run by admins Zoghade, Jesus Christ, and Himeros, has a lot more going for it than many people claim. Though this site is lower in the number of members, this board is almost always devoid of pointless spam and idiocy (the rare cases of pointless spam and idiocy usually come from an outsider who believes they are funny for being stupid).
What?! I got banned from The Best Fan Page in the Universe for posting Tub Girl 50 times!! How could they?! Oh well, guess I'll go and complain about how "unfair" the admins are elsewhere.
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The Best Fan Page in the Universe 

The Best Fan Page in the Universe(TBFPITU) is also known as the loneliest of the Maddox fansites. It's like that retarded kid who always crapped his pants in school. It's so stupid and stinks so bad that no one wants to be around it. TBFPITU has a membership of four retarded kids who crap their pants. They are the site admins.
I have to go listen to the crickets chirp at The Best Fan Page in the Universe.

The Best Fanpage in the Universe 

A website created by three admins that have been ousted from MaddoxMania for trying to keep the order and a fourth unknown person. While one admin has been pretty much overthrown for trying to keep things going well and the members not really catching on (Yellie), the other two (Jesus Christ and Zoghade) stepped down of their own free will because of the nature of the members at MM. As a result, TBFPITU was created as a place for people to go that have noticed the gradual degeneration of MM and wish to talk in a more organized, civilized, and less spammy atmosphere. Though small in number for members thus far, numbers are not the true sign of a forum; quality is.
Today, I checked The Best Fanpage in the Universe, and they had a new news article to keep me informed on maddox's recent activity with his website.

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026