The Berg

When a extremely drunk person tries to make out with an unsuspecting party. Usually the make out is undesired and lots of unwanted tongue is involved.

"Girl, what happened to you?"

"That guy over there just tried to pull The Berg on me. I had to fight to get free."

by ValpoHo August 9, 2012

don't kapsen the berg

Expresion used to call a dutch guy when he's being lame or when he fucked something up or when he tells a bad joke.

Alex: "Hey Pie-eater, wanna go to Scottsdale tonight???"
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."

by Farry October 3, 2007

tip of the berg

When a girl's buttcrack is peeking out of the top of her pants. It's basically the opposite of plumbers butt because in most (not all) cases it's not a bad thing.

Dude, check it out. It's the tip of the berg.

by Shabowen February 27, 2008

tip of the berg

When a girl bends over or when her pants just hang too low and the tip of her crack peeks out over the top. It's very similar to plumbers butt, except that sometimes it isn't gross.

Dude, check it out. Now that's the tip of the berg.

by Shabowen February 29, 2008

The Bergal

The Bergal is a creature which some claim as legend, other a monster. The Bergal is commonly spotted once a year in the Poconos, where it migrates for the "old fashioned". The Bergal's diet has been speculated to be soft mushy bland roughage, as it has no teeth. Some have claimed to have spotted The Bergal roaming with a pack of Newfoundland dogs. These dogs are the only breed of dog that are attracted to the peculiar smell of The Bergal. This smell is unbearable to any human being. It is not known how The Bergal communicates, but some claim that The Bergal speaks by a series of grunts and coughs. The migration of The Bergal is prompted by the tides. If you are caught in the path of The Bergal's migration it will cause The Bergal to linger and you will be regaled of stories of it's past which are unbearable to listen to. The only known way to drive The Bergal away is to cover yourself in hot sauce. The Bergal is known to be very afraid of spicy things. It can also warded away by flatulence.

I was at the Westminster dog show last night when I heard the grunts of The Bergal. I was sure that it was The Bergal because the smell caused me to vomit uncontrollably.

by Dante Mustachio April 4, 2011

Sub. The Bergsteinn

Bergsteinn is a rare kind of tiger living in the woods south of Vejle. He hunts by traking down his pray with his highly developed sence of smell. The Bergsteinn then eats his pray raw and in one pice. His prais are most of the time fish, mouses and dead pidgens.

Sub. The Bergsteinn is hard to difine becouse they all look defriend but most of them are known for having huge heads and red hair.

by The Party Dude May 9, 2009

asbergers without the berger

Douche baggery actions, acting like a jerk

He was totally acting like he had asbergers without the berger.

by Mama TSTOJ November 16, 2011