The Bennetts

The greatest ever collection of players the world has seen a team of sublime characters and exquisit gaelic football players also known for their sexual prowess....

Go on the Moll Bennetts... its a cool sort of thing

The Bennetts by Jaspero'toole January 12, 2004

The Bennetts

The Bennetts are a group of fanatical gaelic footballers both players and followers of the great gaelic footbal club Fenagh GFC in Co.Carlow Ireland. Their chant can be heard the country over "Go On the Moll Bennetts ....Its a cool sort of thing".
A Moll Bennett fan is cultured and refined with a great sense of purpose and a indepth understanding of the finer subtle cultural nuancee that are required when interacting with lessr communities such as Myshall and the like...

"I say aren't the Bennetts doing splendidly this year i think they might be in with a shout come the championship this year"

The Bennetts by jasperotoole January 13, 2004

The Bennett Effect

Noun-

The state of processing information later than the rest of the population.

Adam: *exists*
Hannah: Hey! It's the Anti- Bennett
Annika: *Laughs*
Bennett: *doesn't process the joke for another hour*

Hannah : "Poor Bennett. He'll understand in an hour. It's The Bennett Effect"

The Bennett Effect by livelaughtriad November 12, 2021

The Bennett Special 

1. Giving someone The Bennett special is when one attempts to flirt with a girl but is unsuccessful.

2. When someone takes a female into a closet and begins to pleasure her

Damn did you see Hunter last night? Yeah he was giving Abby The Bennett Special

The Bennett Special by JohnsonSnxgs January 22, 2024

Doing the Bennett 

The act of running extremely fast past large groups of people , the act of lapping second place in a track and field race

When the cops pulled up to the party, I was doing the Bennett all the way out of the house.

Doing the Bennett by xxSCTxx April 17, 2016

thebennettdiaries 

good sexy edits 🥜

“wow thebennettdiaries this edit is so sexy” “this edit made me bust, thebennettdiaries”

thebennettdiaries by superhottalentedfamousperson February 2, 2022