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The Bearded Dragon 

A sex move invented and made famous by baby Dave. The dragon creates a vacuum seal with his mouth and the ladies front bottom and proceeds to blow air into her. Once the ladies stomach is inflated to the size of a beach ball the seal is broken and the air escapes creating a feeling of euphoria and release for the lady.
Dave used the Bearded dragon move on her

Dave bearded dragooned her and she nearly shat herself
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Puff the bearded dragon

To perform oral sex on a groin with a healthy foliage. Derived from the song and phrase Puff the magic dragon which has its own analogies related to smoking marijuana.