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This is a sexual act in which you hide in your Uncle's closet while he fucks your cousin, and you spectate. You must be in a Batman Suit as you beat the shit out of your dick, and scream "I'M BATMAN!" seconds before you ejaculate and release that Bat Jizz.
"Yo Matty, have you ever performed...
THE BATMAN!?"

"What the fuck Gary?"
The Batman by MyDadGaveMeAids! February 18, 2019
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The Batman 

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While having sex with a girl, at the point of climax pull out a gun and kill both her parents.
Yeh man, i was with this girl last night and i did The Batman on her.
The Batman by mister mentone August 8, 2018
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The Batman 

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When you tie up your girl, then have your way with her. An once you finish, you say “I’m The Batman” an disappear into the night.
You made it out for drinks!
How did you get away from the wife tonight?
I pulled the The Batman on her.

Babe! Where did you go last night!!?

You left me tied up and the cops showed up.
The Batman by Lifeasashadow September 26, 2021
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The Batman 

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To kill someone's parents
" why did you do the Batman on Sara keeth"

"Idk got bored"
The Batman by Me is I and us June 30, 2019
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The Batman 

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A rich man with issues who goes and beats up people with his multimillion-dollar gadgets and suit.
Op: "The Batman is just some guy in a costume, I ain't scared of him."
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The Batman 

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A sex act: When you force a young child (preferably male) to watch you shoot his parents in the face with your load
Little Horatio was scarred when he witnessed his parents suffer the fate of The Batman
The Batman by metalthrasher07 June 12, 2011

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When a male paints his scrodum black with Paint or Ink and receives oral sex (from male or female). The giver of the oral sex is lying on the bed with his or her head hanging off the edge of the bed. While giving oral sex, the male scrodum is tapping against the givers eyes and nose area shading this area of the face black thus revieling a look that resembles a BatMan Mask.
Last night i gave my girl the "The BatMan".
The Batman by crazyassfool April 18, 2010
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