The Atkins

1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.

1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.

The Atkins by Mitur Binisdirty September 4, 2008

The Atkins

1: to take a woman to a park bathroom and urinate on her. Does or does not have to include photo evidence.
2: to say your ready to leave work for the day and then remain at your desk and play with your sidekick, dicking over everyone else in the office.
3: to have sex with a porn star and her porn star husband.

1. The other day I was late getting back from lunch, because I stopped off for an Atkins.
2. We were all ready to go until Mel pulled The Atkins.
3. After the AVN awards, we went back to my hotel for a quick Atkins.

The Atkins by Mitur Binisdirty September 5, 2008

absuing the atkins diet 

Going down on a girl with a yeast infection. (v.)

Unaware of Jill's problem down south, Jack ended up abusing the atkins diet when they hooked up.

absuing the atkins diet by The Herminator May 24, 2003

the Atkinshaft 

A man of infinite wisdom who has mastered the art of sex. Also refered to as the last sexbender, the last known Atkinshaft is a young man named Matt Atkinson who gained the title of Atkinshaft after a 10 year retreat with Indian sex monks in a temple lost in the jungles. Black belt 69th dan in cunilingus and undefeated champion of the Matra Sutra games (named after him); once you go matt, you always come back.

The Atkinshaft made Chuck Norris cry

the Atkinshaft by Chuck Norris' beard September 1, 2010

The Atkinson 

The Atkinson is a move performed by a male in order to fuck a female. The first step requires a female to be invited round to the male's house. The second step is to ask what to do, then suggest an animated comedy such as Shrek. The film has to have limiting distracting powers which therefore leads to phallus insertion (Sex, you muppet).

guy 1: hey, i have emma coming round tonight and i don't know what we will do

guy 2: Thats simple just pull The Atkinson

guy 1: Good call

The Atkinson by r1bby July 28, 2011