The Atkinson is a move performed by a male in order to fuck a female. The first step requires a female to be invited round to the male's house. The second step is to ask what to do, then suggest an animated comedy such as Shrek. The film has to have limiting distracting powers which therefore leads to phallus insertion (Sex, you muppet).

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods