PLUM card

Poor Little Unfortunate Me. Used as an insult to people who use emotions to get the upper hand. Try and make you feel sorry for them. Purposefully or unpurposefully uses your kind nature to make you do things for them. Only used by terrible people. Mostly used by men who have mommy issues and would love a mommy who they can fuck.
Do not trust people who use plum cards ever.

"well I asked him if he was ok and he said "I mean I guess." Guess he's pulling the PLUM card again"

"I'm just so lonely. I wish we were still together." --PLUM card user

"You used to take such good care of me." --PLUM card user

by JackandJill-therewasnohill July 16, 2018

what the plum

Innocent, comedic and abrupt way of stating “what the hec!”

Or a phrase in use when baffled over something abrupt or instantaneous.

“Man your Halo skills need working”
“What the plum dude! Thought you were ‘Mr Nice Guy’, my Halo skills are far from needing any practice.”

by Targaryen December 15, 2017

Sugar Plum Cock

So, a Sugar Plum Cock (SPC) is a cock, around the holiday season, that engages in anal intercourse and, when disengaging (withdrawing) pulls out a “plum.” The “plum” is actually a turd.

Oh! On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, one Sugar Plum Cock.

by Purplenado March 8, 2023

Fat plum

A person who never stops eating or who dyes its hair purple

Kaylee potter aka fat plum

by Anymous10 June 10, 2019

Italian Plum

An aggressive fat man, who uses too much hair gel.

The sun is beaming off this Italian Plum's dumb-cunt hair.

by Anti-Chriss September 16, 2020

plum nasty

Utterly disgusting. Reserved for situations that call for extreme disgust, like when finding a severed limb inside a cooking appliance.

Dispatcher: "What's the problem there?"
Caller: "I got a human foot."
Dispatcher: "Have a what?"
Caller: "A human left foot in my recently purchased smoker."
Dispatcher: "What's your name?"
Caller: "My name's ... and it's plum nasty, got me grossed out."

by misfo March 16, 2016

man plum

The lower half and or posterior of a man.

Look at Terry! He’s got that man plum going on.

by PlumEater69 May 29, 2019