by the whore wrangler July 8, 2009
A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...
by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
1) Someone who wrangles rump, much like cowboys used to wrangle cattle and other animals. (see also ass spelunker)
1 - Holy shit that guy's ass looks hot!
2 - Jesus, Man, do you have to be such a flaming rump wrangler?
1 - Basically, yes.
2 - Jesus, Man, do you have to be such a flaming rump wrangler?
1 - Basically, yes.
by Ragefist November 18, 2002
by m chapman April 25, 2003
" Look at Leopold, he came back here with three girls and poped them all. He's such a poon wrangler."
"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"
"Check out Thomas St Jock, upon arriviving at a day spa he said 3 words and pulled 16 bitches, he is a true definition of a poon wrangler"
by three one January 14, 2007
the head douche of a group of douches, someone who has the douchiest friends and walks around and wrangles fellow douches to join the "douche train" as i call it. they are sort of like the pied piper but they have a "douchey vibe" coming off them that attracts others to them. an example of this in action was when my friend brought home a chick to the dorms only to find out his roommate the 'douche wrangler' had somehow attracted 10 douches into the room and were watching the ENTIRE lord of the rings trilogy in one sitting. let's just say he didn't get any that night
Shawn: "God, Brian is a dick. he invited a fuckin shit load of douches over last night and packed them into our room like they were sardines."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."
Disco: "What do you expect. he's a fucking douche wrangler man."
Shawn: "Yeah, u said it."
by disco hickman September 30, 2006
by EvelynTheFantastic August 19, 2006