The the result of years of silicone injections. This jurassic dick brings a whole new meaning to “hung like horse” with a meat pipe this large he’s destined to destroy at least a few cervix’s. It’s not to be confused with elephantitis, aka Lymphatic Filariasis, which is sollen arms and legs as a result of a parasitic worm.
by 468469468385 February 28, 2017
A large/long penis capable of reaching the corners of a womans vagina no man has come close to before.
On seeing a good looking girl a guy says to his friend "I wouldn't mind giving her a spring clean with my womb duster."
by gotgcoalman November 19, 2014
An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.
Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.
Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.
by MST3K I like December 25, 2020
Adam Jones: I went womb wettin last night on accident, while fucking Chelsey Wyant
Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
Joe Smith: You better hope she doesn’t get pregnant bro
by Perry P. Pounder May 2, 2021
When you are so confused and cannot understand the millions of new genders that have been invented by attention seeking cunts that you decide to crawl back into your mothers stomach and identify as a womb both mentally and physically.
Person 1: Ben has come out as non-binapansexual. can you believe it!
Person 2: Fuck Ben I am going to become womb gender.
Person 2: Fuck Ben I am going to become womb gender.
by Gender expert December 11, 2016
A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.
In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"
by wuddawhist March 15, 2012
when a man finishes having sex with a woman and realizes that he has something attached to his manhood that was left by a previous caller.
After having sex with a prostitute Adam realized he had broomed the womb because there was a used condom from a previous client attached to his manhood!
by Superknox1andonly December 23, 2014