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Shy guy's 108 girlfriends 

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
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national fuck your girlfriend's ass day 

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day
Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you

Ur girlfriend's a boy 

Worse than ur dad lesbian
Leo - "UR DAD LESBIAN"
Omar - "Ur girlfriend's a boy"
Leo - *dies*

my girlfriend's a mermaid

"oh em gee my girlfriend's a mermaid!! that's right!! she can't swim tho.

Girlfriend's Calling of Duty 

When you are playing online call of duty and your missus calls your mobile, therefore causing you to turn down the gunfire noises and mute your mic so that the guys cant hear how lovey-dovey you speak to your lady. Unfortunately this multi-tasking is out of reach to the average testosterone fueled man beast and one act tends to suffer over the other....predominantly the conversation with your gf, where you tend to answer with one word retorts and ask the occasionally fleeting question like "how was you day?" you know will keep her yapping pointlessly while you secretly boost your Kill/Death ratio.
Me: "Hold on guys my girlfriend's calling of duty, protect me while I get my care package, be back in a min....(mute mic, turn down TV)......HEEEEY BABY!, What have you been up to today?"

Gf: "yap yap yap, blah blah menstruation blah" (all the while you just attained a 7 kill streak with a silent inner high five to yourself, BOOM!)

girlfriend's boobs 

Boobs of average size
I just saw my girlfriend's boobs the other day

National Girlfriend’s choice day 

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses
Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!