Walking (also known as ambulation) is THEE most badboy gait of terrestrial locomotion among legged animals. If performed incorrectly can result in single or multiple catastrophic faceplants. Thomas Edison (the dick) coined the biomechanical hack when he was sick of bashing his head against tables doings barrel rolls and accidentally kicking dickxs willy-nilly (Pun Intended) since before then the only mode of transportation was to crawl, teddy roll or just plain roll (but if you did that kids said your dad shopped at netto.) If you attempted to achieve bipedal ambulation before 'The Great Bimble' which took place on Jimmy Saviles grave before he was born. You'd get poked by sticks by locals and sent back to whence came. Hair straighteners were often used to lengthen and straighten the legs. This resulted in properly, slic, sleek, LUSCIOUS, easy to maintain lugs. Because you're well worth it. In order to sit at the dinner table, people would often perform a vigorous roll towards said chair and flosbury flop. Its a type of pole vault.
In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.
In the 18th century bubble wrap was invented as an act of war to protect human meatsuits from the pissy cobbles or everywhere but especially Hunslet, Leeds.
person 1: lets go for a walking
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye
person 2: ye
person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye
person 2: oh what you mean a bitta ambulation for the nation ye?
person 1: ye
person 2: why didnt you say lets get onit mymush
person 1: lets go charvva beaver works ye
person 2: ye
person 2: need to straighten my legs first tho can i use your ghds
person 1: bubble n wrap ye kidda
person 2: ye but can I use your ghds
person 1: ye
by mouisa October 20, 2021
by jackdanielskickedmyass September 26, 2011
In stand-up comedy lingo, "walk" means to drive out certain members of the audience through things like threatening glances, heckling remarks, etc.
by TheVoiceOfReason August 7, 2007
Walking; an ancient method of traveling used by "the average joe" on a day to day basis. Though it goes back to this present era, it has been thought to have been recently discovered while reaching for a slice of pizza "two feet, too far away".
by ChromiumVirus July 10, 2020
Tim: Dude do you hear that song by Pantera?
Frank: Which one? Walk?
Tim: Ya Walk. its a sweet song
Frank: ya it is. its probably some dumbass bro that got lost
Frank: Which one? Walk?
Tim: Ya Walk. its a sweet song
Frank: ya it is. its probably some dumbass bro that got lost
by Kevcom12094 July 19, 2008
-A player in the court jumps up as if to shoot it and trys to dribble the ball again-
Another player: "WALK!!"
Another player: "WALK!!"
by Nick_Johnson2343 July 19, 2008
Front desk-Did you want to schedule a walk-in?
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.
Guy-Well I walked here, so this is a wake-up like any other for me.
Front desk-Oh yea, I meant...
Guy-I know what you meant, you might as well schedule a walk-in then.
by Solid Mantis March 23, 2018