by Richard Parker October 3, 2003
My gay best friend that’s a masochist and wants to be penetrated roughly by the male specimen. He’s a bitch but that’s okay because I’m a bitch too. I chuckle at his lame jokes because...yes. He’s rlly gay. Tell him to stop sending me gacha porn of his OCs
Person #1: Did you hear that a gay guy had one night stand with three guys?!
Person #2: That’s a Val
Person #2: That’s a Val
by g8thica6v September 23, 2019
A really good looking mexican guy that every girl wants to smash or date but then they realize that he doesn’t catch feelings and just cums and goes as he pleases
Val is so fat boi
by Yoyo boyfriend June 19, 2019
Val is usually short for Valarie, Val is a short chubby psychopath if you come across a Val steer clear you do not want to get involved with her. Val may seem nice and cute at first but the more you get to know her the more you will realize how crazy she really is.
by Oof0129 June 4, 2019
When Valerie squirts her juicy cum in a popsicle maker and then freezes it for a refreshing, cold, dessert after an amazing cream pie sesh.
by Dickfart April 15, 2020
“Stop begging for milfs to spit in your mouth, you sound like such a Val.”
“We get it, you’re a Val.”
“Silence, Val.”
“We get it, you’re a Val.”
“Silence, Val.”
by themilfcouncil April 8, 2021
The coolest, handsomest, smartest, the funniest, and the strongest thing around. Like, damn bro, where'd u get those MUSCLES?
Val is amazing.
by uhnn..~<3 April 2, 2019