The act of "peppering" or otherwise seasoning a public toilet seat. The pepper flakes themselves generally contain blood or fecal matter, or a combination of both. The term peppered originated due to the fact that the toilet seat will literally appear as if someone sprinkled pepper all over it.
Hey bro, do you know if someone was peppering the toilet seat again? I can't use it now! Crux!
by Chicken Salad June 18, 2015
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When one spends more time than necessary, clearly violating the fifteen minute maximum rule for being on the toilet, blood flow to the legs is reduced causing numbness. The legs and feet then fall asleep. When finished, walking now becomes quite challenging. The steps taken by the sufferer resemble those taken of people with polio.
Dave, why are you walking so funny?

Spent too long in the crapper,now I've got toilet seat polio.
by rwcraiden September 14, 2015
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Being cognizant to the possibility that there may be something left on the toilet seat after doing your business in the bathroom.
Vicki: There were some really gross curly hairs on the back of the toilet seat.
Del: I swear, Joe has NO toilet seat awareness. Be happy you only saw what you saw. I've seen worse.
by dviv November 12, 2011
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When you take a shit but there are skid marks left on or around the toilet seat. Can also be used in other places such as "Party in my boxers" or "Party in my car"
Example 1
Person 1: "Shit... What the fuck is that?"
Person 2: "Looks like he had a party on the toilet seat..."

Example 2
Ted: "Yo Joey, you better clean up that bathroom, I just had a party on the toilet seat and it went everywhere!"
by Bableforce January 23, 2012
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when you jerk off while sitting on the toilet, and the shit from your ass rubs off on the seat. Then you take it off with your finger and rub it in someones face.
I was so tired after i gave my brother a toilet seat sanchez.
by Zach Lyons December 18, 2004
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AKA as TSSS, Is when a greasy, hairy, and sweaty person sits on a toilet seat for a while and when they get up the sweat, hair, and skin cells dry on the toilet seat like a glaze. Making what looks like a snake skin that has been shead on the toilet seat. This is also very hard to clean off. You will need a Brillo pad
Dude, I went to the bathroom and the guy before me left me a toilet seat snake skin so I had to use a different toilet.
by ElectricBob December 31, 2021
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i have a fuzzy toilet seat. i think it might have to do with my brothers hairy ass..
by asscheeksdoubleboop May 11, 2020
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