When someone did the most or was being extra in completing a simple task only to never complete said task.
Chile, dis naker just Teddy Riley'd me on a shopping spree. I just wanted H&M, but they went all Nordstrom's and their credit card declined.
by Cornwhizzle April 19, 2020
he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.
some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"
by des and ace February 6, 2022
While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 28, 2023
Kid: I love you teddy bunny!
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.
Adult: You still carry that thing around?
Kid: Do not question me!
Adult: Wow, you're such a Teddy Hugger.
by Sanitarium Sarah October 24, 2015
A Teddy is the type of person to go out with a girl beginning with C or J
He is smart and sexy, and all the ladies want him
He is smart and sexy, and all the ladies want him
by HairyMango123 December 7, 2019
by mcdavidlover2 February 14, 2022
Teddy-A person with the largest dick out there, if you are ever to find a teddy never let him go 😉 🤧
by HornySwaggler April 27, 2022