The human embodiment of all humanity and god himself. Many including myself consider smitty barstool to be the best fortnite player to ever exist. With a small amount of solo wins, he is still the greatest of all time. He has won the fight for humanity and all should be thankful of his presence and service for barstool sports. Also known for his woman comments
Smitty’s used phrases: “Build, Woman!” “Jump, woman!” “Is that rocket boy?” “Don’t apologize, be better
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Ex truck driver, iron worker, and protector of the people who likes one armed hookers and Fred Meyer checkers
Don't be a Smitty!
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(v) To Steal or Shoplift.
Hey look at that guy smitty those batteries.
by sxpunx December 11, 2006
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Someone of ghetto culture.
Someone who acts or appears to be a thug.
Look at that SMITTY trying to jack those rims off that caddy.

Man, smitty needs to pull his pants up.
by Scotty C. November 13, 2007
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'smitty': offspin breed of the 'Bogan' usually found in areas north of adelaide south australia. smittys drive holden kingswoods and only smoke 16 milligram cigarettes and ALWAYS have a can of VB in thier hand. Clad in tight jeans & 'bluey' singlet... love harleys and cant afford one
"hey Thommo, hows it going?.. heard ya mum is going out with a smitty"

"some dude did a burnout on my front lawn last night, must have been a smitty"
by king knobber May 31, 2005
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He was #1
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen's, his headstone only says "Smitty Werben"

Spongebob: It was his hat Mr Krabs, He was number 1!
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He was number one!
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen was clearly number one. It says so on his hat.
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