size her up

to see if a guys shlong will fit in you

id size her up at times to see if id fit in her

by seggsywh0re ;p July 18, 2021

military sizes

A phrase meaning an object, (often a piece of clothing,) that is only found in sizes "way too small" and "way too big". In the military, uniforms, (especially boots,) are notably only available in these sizes.

"I'm going to a wedding tonight, but all my nice clothes are in military sizes."
"I'm thinking about getting a meal, but they only serve food in military sizes."

by Supernutbar April 5, 2023

Trump Size

When your dick is under one inch hard (just like Trump’s dick).

Bro I think it’s Trump Size.

by Porn_Nut June 17, 2021

Bra Size

Bra sizes:
A - Almost boobs
B - Barely Boobs
C - Can't complain
D - Dang
DD - Double Dang
E - Enormous
F - Fake
G - Get a reduction
H - Help me I've fallen over

She has a bra size A which means almost boobs.

by Skycyclonex November 21, 2021

Super-Sizing

The act of buying pants/shorts three sizes smaller than your waist to make your Penis and or testicals appear larger than they actually are.

Hey jannet, I think andrew finally grew a package either that or hes Super-Sizing

by Ruger187 January 5, 2011

shoe size 4

It's a term intended to make men insecure, or target a man's insecurities. It has no real meaning, but tends to offend people regardless.

"You seem like the type of person to have a shoe size 4. No offense."

by dumpsterbby November 19, 2021

avocado sized mf

A baby growing in a belly

This avocado sized mf is kicking my ass today

by Spicy bisss October 13, 2020