ring

The Anus or Rectum.

Lick my ring.

by Bear January 23, 2003

the ring

Can be damaged by LORD activity. The ring should be insured against LORD activity to avoid further damage.

I must stop trading outright, this will lead to ring damage.

by Craig Smyth March 14, 2005

Ring

Caught a glimpse of you late this afternoon ..

Strangely your hand held up

Pretty sure that was a glint of a ring still on the finger … the way the sun hit it too made a flash …

At this point .. I will never know …

And stop caring

Ring .. ring .. no answer ..

by LetsTalkAboutX April 30, 2023

ring

The act of calling somebody on a telephone. Derived of the sound the telephone makes when somebody is calling it.

Yo man, give me a ring when you get home.

by IceWarm February 18, 2004

the ring

Will either frighten the fuck out of you, or will have no effect. If it fails to scare you, you will realise it makes little to no sense. If it does scare you, you will be unable to sleep with the light off for weeks.

The Ring = PURE LIQUID FEAR

by Shtting Dicknipples September 17, 2003

THE Ring

Any ring that a woman wears on her INDEX finger to show that she is on her menstual cycle (period). Girls should wear a ring on their finger during this time of month to show you to back off at a party or such. This will stop any sexual awkwardness from happening if you were to attempt to hit on the woman.

John: Dude that girl is pretty fine over there. I think I'm going to go talk to her.'

Joe: Okay but don't go too far, she's wearing the ring.

John: Oh man, she's married.

Joe: Not that ring, dude, THE ring.

John: Oh crap you're right, man, thanks for backing me up there, i wouldnt want to get owned like Mike.

Joe: Your welcome bro, keep it real

by KOphysics February 22, 2010

ring ring

Noise that a phone makes.

*ring ring* "Yello?" "Is your refridgerator running?" "Yes indeedeed!" "Well then, don't let the bed bugs bite!"
*laughter*
etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc. etc.
etc. etc. etc.

by A_Llama March 4, 2004